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"I hated facial hair at first, but then it grew on me!"
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"He Who Farts In Church... ...Sits In His Own Pew."
"""As a creative person I'm often asked where I get my ideas."" Yeah. As a creative person you often imagine people doing that but they don't."
"Did you know love doesn't matter? It doesn't have mass and doesn't occupy space."
"The plural of ""person on Segway"" is ""losers."""
"What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him."
"A row machine that actually moves around the gym."
"What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff? A precipuss."
"biggest lie in the word. i love wife"
"Where do you hide after a murder? Behind a badge."