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Joke of the Day
"What's the best type of monastery to send troublesome teens to? A Beenadickteen one"
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"My Asian friend bought a dog today! Guess how much they got it for? $5.50 per pound."
"What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane? A boeing constrictor"
"Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read? Too many colons."
"My friends started a new bar band... Drums, guitars, keyboard and bass guitar. They call themselves 999 Megabytes cuz they don't have a Gig yet."
"If I had to remove any part in my body I'd remove my spine, it's holding me back."
"What do you call space herpes? Star Warts."
"How do you circumcise a redneck? You kick his sister in the back of the head."
"I took part in an erection competition over the weekend I made it to the semi's"
"Why Does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? For drizzle, my nizzle. :D"