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Joke of the Day
"Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read? Too many colons."
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"There is a mathematical theory for good sex The heat of the meat is directly proportional to angle of the dangle given that the mass of the ass is constant."
"Why are test tube manufacturers always single? People just seem to find them vial!"
"Why did moses break his glasses in half? He wanted to part his sees."
"What sort of drug does a duck use? Quack cocaine"
"What do you call an Artist in a Dark Alley? Sketchy"
"*knock knock* ""Who's there?"" *knock knock ""I said, 'Who's there?'"" *knock knock ""......Hello?"" ......*doorknob jiggles ""The fuck?!"""
"If you're fat, don't sugar coat it Because you'll probably eat that too! In the midst of this craziness I saw this gem. Not my joke. Credit to everyone who thought of it first."
"Tried to make jokes on this plane about the other passengers' carryon bags, but they went over their heads"
"I walked 10 miles today. I knew I shouldn't have let my dad name my dog."