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Joke of the Day
"Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read? Too many colons."
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"My Nana's ninety three, but she's living the dream. The one where you go out in just your underwear and your teeth fall out."
"Bees! Beavers! Let's settle this once and for all: WHO'S BUSIER?"
"TOP STORY: Do websites create articles with lists and arbitrary numbers to get you to click through? Here are 15 examples you wont believe"
"""God"" not mentioned in Democratic platform means they don't worship God. ""Money"" mentioned eleven times in Republican platform."
"I just sneezed while eating a salad and the button popped off my jeans Which proves my theory: nothing good can ever come from eating salad"
"Why did God create stock analysts? In order to make weather forecasters look good."
"When you wear a cardigan for the very first time it's just called a card"
"I remember when I used to hang out with the lead singer for Limp Bizkit... They were the Fredst of times, they were the Durst of times."
"Disappointed that there will be no Call of Cthulhu client for Linux I wanted to go insane installing *and* playing the game."