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Joke of the Day
"Why Does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? For drizzle, my nizzle. :D"
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"Told my kids I loved them at carpool and no one responded so I yelled, ""I love you too!"" while hanging out of the sunroof. Me, 1 Kids, 0"
"Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof? Someone told her drinks were on the house."
"What's the difference between a Unicorn and a cop who treats black people fairly? Nothing; they both don't exist."
"There are 10 types of people in the world - those who know binary and those who other people talk to in the bar :-)"
"I keep a tiny vial of gluten in my pocket in case I ever need to smash it on the ground to make a getaway from a large group of hipsters"
"Wife: Why are you so out of breath? You drove here. Me: Yeah but I was listening to Slayer in the car."
"I once entered ten puns in a comedy competition hoping one would win. But, no pun in ten did."
"President Trump received congratulations from the Pope himself... Because thanks to him half the world started praying."
"The flower had an unexpected pregnancy... So it went to Plant Parenthood."