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Joke of the Day
"My Asian friend bought a dog today! Guess how much they got it for? $5.50 per pound."
Next Joke
"Mom, why am I black? - Mom, why are you, dad and everyone else in the family white, and I'm black? - The party was so crazy you should be happy you don't bark."
"What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A baboom."
"What's the difference between my jokes and my penis. My jokes don't make women laugh."
"Life is like children underwear Short and full of shit"
"Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement? So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore."
"Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways? All that Muslim hatred can really run you down."
"What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain? A *smaugasbord*."
"Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants."
"Doctor Doctor with all the excitement of Christmas I can't sleep. Try lying on the edge of your bed...you'll soon drop off!"