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Joke of the Day

"When I'm in the car and a sad song comes on the radio, I stare out the window and act like I'm in a movie."

"5 out of 4 people have a problem with fractions... I'm just gonna let that sink in for a second."

"Why was the young strawberry crying? His parents were in a jam."

"I told a friend of mine that me and other friends were talking about him behind his back. He told me, ""You disgust me."" And I said, ""Yes. Yes we did."""

"Why shouldn't you protest wound treatment? It won't get better if you picket it."

"Yo girl, you must be a butterfly 'Cuz I feel like I wanna mount you."

"I'm a pediatrician. Oh, so you're into feet? Uh no...children. Isn't that illegal?"

"What do you call an angry Russian? Pissdov"

"I head the singer of ""Chandelier"" is visiting my town I'm looking out for her, but I just can't Sia!"

"The person that invented toilet paper is easily the most under-appreciated hero in human history"