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Joke of the Day

"I think i'm bisexual... Every time I want sex I have to buy it."

"People: Are you single? me: no i'm Album"

"I wish I could get bitten by a radioactive confident person."

"My friend and I got featured on a listicle. We both think that most listicles are awful attempts to just get ad revenue but hey, at least we're on the same page."

"What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants? A prick"

"B:You can never be possessed by any demonic beings. G:Why? Is it because I am very religious? B:No! Its because you are always so salty"

"What did the Indian woman say during sex? Please cum again!"

"I asked my mate what he was going to get his mum for Mothers' day. ""Nothing!"" he said. ""Why do they get a whole day to themselves, why can't we have a Son Day?"" We do mate, it comes after Saturday."

"I am an actual real house cat. After I take a bong-hit I SWEAR I can type in English for about 60 secmeow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow"

"A psychic midget broke out of prison The official police report warned of a small medium at large."