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Joke of the Day

"I am an actual real house cat. After I take a bong-hit I SWEAR I can type in English for about 60 secmeow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow"

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"[sanitation worker knocks at my door] The amount of McDonald's related trash we're collecting from your home each week has us concerned."
"What's the worst thing about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven."
"Facebook is essentially a machine that eats time and shits thumbs."
"Politicians should be limited to two terms... One in office and one in prison. [Credit](http://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/2jxula/alabama_state_house_speaker_indicted_on/clg2hjl)"
"What's a foot long and slippery? A Slipper. :D"
"Why doesnt Justin Bieber shop at Modells? He loves Dicks"
"My girlfriend asked me if I had a secret pet name for her. Judging by the look on her face, 'sperm whale' was not an appropriate answer."
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