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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss."
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"How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, ""they can't even."""
"Someone told me they dont get tattoos cuz ""you dont put bumper stickers on a Ferrari"" which was weird bc he was a 92 Chevy caprice at best"
"Teenage Parties It's getting harder and harder to tell the zombies from the regular people."
"I failed my Cultural Studies exam. The question was ""Describe the role that India plays in the modern world"". Apparently ""Tech Support"" is not the correct answer."
"NASA is planning another rover for Mars in 2020 They should call it Hindsight"
"How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another? Shoot one of them."
"How do blonde braincells die? Alone. "
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"I heard that Yoga class was a great place to meet women So I went every day for three months. Bad news is I didn't meet a girl. Good news is I can now give myself a blowjob."