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Joke of the Day

"[ping pong] ME: 3 to 2, my serve JESUS: M: can I have the ba- J: the Son of Man came not to be served but to serve M: [exhales] every time"

"How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan? He was de-lighted"

"What is the difference between a good joke and A bad joke timing."

"How can you make a basset hound fast? Take away its food!"

"May be behind but what do you call a Curiosity with only 2 wheels Bi-curious"

"What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics? A hummingbird"

"There's way too much nudity on TV programs these days... I just sit there shaking my fist at them."

"A rabbit has a father who has a big hair care product empire and wonders if one day his child will become the Hair heir hare."

"My friends think I should stop telling jokes because my punchlines are always shit. Shit."

"How would you call Hitler if he was a musician ? DJ Nocide."