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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please."

"How does Lady Gaga like her meat? raw raw raw raw raw"

"What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach? I won't digest yet."

"What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws? It was given two consecutive sentences."

"You need glasses when you do maths Because it helps with division. -Barbara from Rooster Teeth"

"My friend told me if im upset about something i should sleep on it... I told him to give it a rest."

"You know what's better than Tennessee? Elevennessee."

"I made a short joke today... It wasn't very funny."

"Told my doctor I would lose 10 pounds in three months. That was three months ago and now I have 18 hours to lose 934 pounds."

"I was going to make a gay joke... Butt, fuck it."