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Joke of the Day
"I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the papers jammin' again."
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"Why shouldn't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything."
"Oceanography is all about current events"
"The waiter came up to my table and said, ""Can I take your order?"" I said, ""Sure."" He said, ""Thanks, I'm just really hungry."""
"Some say Ambien and vodka make strange bedfellows. I say what a lovely pancake time machine, Madame President. Also, why am I a table?"
"What does Rob Schneider say when he visits Canada? Yukon do it!"
"Haven't seen any UFOs lately. Wondering if the galaxy is downsizing their space programs too."
"Is cakeday. Comment with best Latvian joke. Make laugh. Is good distract from malnourish."
"Sorry I lied about knowing how to play the piano. What's that? Yes, I agree it made the funeral uncomfortable."
"The Energizer bunny is dead... Someone put the batteries in backwards and he died of sexual exhaustion."