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Joke of the Day
"Hey, did you ever get that job you talked about for weeks then abruptly stopped mentioning?"
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"What's the most awkward moment for Jesus during sex? When they scream his fathers name."
"I went to a nice Cuban restaurant last night, I say restaurant but it was more of a Castro pub."
"I feel bad I punched that guy, but he shouldn't get so close to my punching bag. I should stop leaving my punching bag by my office door."
"How do you pick up a Jewish girl? With a dust pan and broom."
"TIFU by eating a U-Boat. Whoops, wrong sub."
"A man goes to the library... and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""
"What do you call a sterile fruit? A cantaloupe."
"Why do potheads only steal from other potheads? Otherwise there's nothing worth toking."
"What do you call a Chinese billionaire? Cha Ching"