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Joke of the Day

"What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him? He's got more money than cents"

"A True Nymphomaniac Convention. Everyone came."

"Tits are like Legos I'm always stepping on them."

"What shoes did the pedophile wear? White vans hah"

"knock knock for the watch"

"A Frenchman walks into a library and asks for a book on warfare. The librarian tells him he'll only lose it."

"What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So you're the one!"

"I was playing football with some SJWs. They found my playing strategy highly offensive."

"How do you cover 12 holes with one hole? Take a flute and shove it up your ass."

"What's an Afrikaner's favorite game? Apartheid-and-go-seek."