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Joke of the Day

"So a ion walks into a bar... So an ion walks into a bar and tells the bartender, ""hey I may have lost an electron."" Bartender asks in reply, ""are you sure?"" Ion answers, ""yeah, I'm positive."""

"What makes an ISIS joke funny? the execution EDIT: This literally blew up! RIP my inbox"

"A day in the life of a dick A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his next door neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy and his owner beats him on a daily basis."

"A police officer in Alabama finds... ...a black man with his arms and legs chopped off. He reports ""the worst case of suicide he's ever seen."""

"12 ways to cut down on clickbait! This wasn't one of them"

"Recent studies have shown that 5 out of 6 people enjoy gang rapes, and would be apart of one again."

"Judge: *whispering* pls stop introducing yourself like this just because u work in my chambers it doesn't m- Me: YES HI IM HIS CHAMBERMAID"

"TIFU by messing up my wife's Subway order. Whoops, wrong sub."

"Oh, so you're a Shania Twain fan, eh? That don't impress me much..."

"My grandpa has a heart of a lion And a lifetime ban from the zoo."