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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee. I don't drink coffee."
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"4-year-old: What happens when you die? Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff?"
"What language do lesbians speak? Gaelic."
"It's cute how my boss called the plastic container on my desk a ""water bottle."" Yeah, that's the clear liquid I keep in there."
"Knock Knock Whos there Daisy Daisy who Daisy me rollin they hatin"
"Why did the vampire use mouthwash? Because he had bat breath"
"I named my dick the truth, because the truth hurts, and you can't handle the truth!"
"Hi, is your resort child friendly? Yes it is sir. Would you like to make a reservation? *hangs up"
"What did the gay man say to his cheating boyfriend? I see you already have your shit packed, now get out."
"What do you call a skeleton who just had anesthesia? A numbskull"