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Joke of the Day

"4-year-old: What happens when you die? Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff?"

"Why was ""C"" afraid of the rest of the alphabet? Because they were ""Nazis""!!!! eyyyyy :D"

"What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ? A beer-a-cuda !"

"Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas! This is what Santa Clause says when he sees your wife, mother and sister together in the same room."

"What do you call a tick on the moon? A lunatic"

"What do my toaster and I have in common? We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time."

"A vaping vegan walks into a bar Just kidding they're incapable of doing anything remotely cool."

"Whats the difference between vaginal and anal sex? The vaginal sex can make your day, but anal sex will definitely make your hole weak."

"I just can't get behind gay jokes."

"Why aren't there any ""old husband tales""? There are. They just get re-branded as ""logic"" and ""the truth""."