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Joke of the Day
"I named my dick the truth, because the truth hurts, and you can't handle the truth!"
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"A negative times a negative is a positive... So if they say, ""no"", twice, it ain't rape."
"""No, I'm fine."" - an angry girlfriend being attacked by lions"
"After I die, I want someone to periodically log in as me so it looks like I'm haunting Facebook."
"Photos: World's tallest man meets world's shortest man"
"Black girls twerk, Hispanic girls hip roll, Indian girls belly dance & white girls watch."
"Twitter is my serious account, the funny one is my bank account."
"Last night I got so drunk I spent an hour apologizing to a tree for saying it's bark was worse than it's bite."
"I just leave my autocorrects so people will think I'm really passionate about ducks."
"What do you call a midget with an axe? A battle dwarf"