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Joke of the Day

"A Higgs boson walks into a church... The priest says, ""We don't allow Higgs bosons in here."" The Higgs boson replies, ""But without me, how can you have mass?"""

"What happens when you put a condom inside another condom? Conception"

"How do you circumscize a redneck? By kicking his sister's jaw."

"What do you call a man with no body and just a nose? Nobody nose."

"Get your therapist to start taking you seriously by pulling a donut out of your purse."

"Girl are you a University of Phoenix degree because I'm pursuing you online and from my couch"

"What do you call a gay Yeti A snow blower!"

"My parents haven't called with a computer problem in 48 hours. I'm sending my brother over there to check on them."

"When do Catholics allow the use of condoms? When the choir boys have diarrhea."

"What is a Jewish person's favorite job? A lox-smith"