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Joke of the Day
"My grandpa has the heart of a lion, And a lifetime ban from the zoo."
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"I'm wearing nike pants so you have to just do it..."
"Man's wife was gone from home all day When she finally came back late in the day, her husband asked ""Where'v you been all day?"" ""At the beauty salon"" ""Were they closed!?"""
"A Haiku on the Rules of Writing a Haiku Syllable structure: First five, then seven, then 5. Just like this one isn't."
"My new girlfriend says a small penis doesn't bother her... ... but I wish she wouldn't have one at all."
"Why are suicide kits so hard to sell on Amazon? They never have positive reviews."
"I didn't quit my job today I wanted to quit, but they threatened to fire me"
"Why was the couch afraid of the chair? The chair was armed."
"Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff? tequila!"
"Is molestation rape foreplay? Is it rude to molest someone and then not rape them? Woman: I didn't let him rape me because he did not molest me first. I'm not that type of girl."