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Joke of the Day
"Like most parents, I live in fear of the day I have to explain PRETTY WOMAN to my daughter."
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"2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more."
"My sister said she thought it would be cool to be a meme. I told her to run for president."
"What do you call a white European with a big dick? Hungaryan"
"So a patient walks into my therapist office... [INFORMATION PROTECTED BY THE HIPPA]"
"What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas? Cancer."
"I was arrested for punching an elderly African-American lady at Home Depot. My wife told me to find a Black N' Decker."
"Sometimes ""4 star hotel"" means 4 porn stars have stayed there. In the same room. At the same time. With a camera crew. And a goat."
"I was banned from guitar class because of an inappropriate reaction to ""let's practice your fingering technique"""
"I'll always be less successful than Edgar Allan Poe Nevermore"