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Joke of the Day
"Wanted to buy a 17th century European castle but I'm baroque."
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"What happens when you get a bladder infection? Urine trouble."
"I have 6 locks on my door. When I leave, I lock 3. So no matter how long somebody tries to pick the locks, they are always locking 3. Suckas"
"Why are gay pride parades held in the summer? Because gay pride comes before gay fall."
"[Bags packed, leaving the ex] Ex:""I hope you have a slow and painful death!"" Me:""So now you want me to stay?"""
"I'm not saying all Irish are alcoholics, but Italians, Chinese + Mexicans have restaurants. The Irish only have pubs."
"The cops found pot on Willie Nelson's tour bus. In other news, water is wet."
"My phone died doing what it loves: dying."
"What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military? A Sweeping Generalization."
"What's he difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa goes *down* the chimney."