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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if somebody is a vegan? They'll fucking tell you."
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"Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible? Because it's a pastor ;)"
"A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair"
"Why don't pedophiles win marathons? They're always coming in a little behind.."
"If a tree falls in the woods... If a tree falls in the woods, and Republicans aren't around to hear it, is it still Obama's fault?"
"Text: How come you stopped drinking? Me: Because I kept waking up with you. Her: I hate you."
"Before meeting a hot chick, wish I could talk to the dude who's sick of her bullshit."
"What did one orphan say to the other orphan? Robin, get in the Batmobile."
"My husband and I make a good team. I'm about to start cooking Thanksgiving dinner, and he's taking the batteries out of the smoke detectors."
"Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night? He was trying to find a cure for insomnia."