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Joke of the Day

"Police arrested two kids yesterday... one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off"

"Accidentally drew my eyebrows on too dark and thick and now I live on Sesame Street with Ernie."

"What do you call one billion facebook users piled on top of each other? suckerberg"

"Swine Flu is back? Just when you think something is gone forever it comes back and makes people sick.. Just like Dennis Rodman"

"""who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning newspaper??"""

"I love dead baby jokes They never get old"

"What kind of parents are see-through? Transparence!"

"I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you."

"Why did the semen cross the road? I put on the wrong sock this morning."

"To all the people who said that I'd never be able to write a joke about Bukkake, hah, in your face."