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Joke of the Day
"Why did the semen cross the road? I put on the wrong sock this morning."
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"Ayy girl, are you Ohio? Because we should be Dayton."
"Still a lotta racism down south. Just today I saw some asshole on his whiteberry."
"Death be not proud. Death not so great with words, but happy to go out with any girl you want fix Death up with."
"Acid shoes I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, I dont know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day"
"What kind of monkey can fly? A hot air baboon!"
"Girl: Do you have protection? Me: Um like a sword?"
"Q: What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets? A: An onion."
"Not really a joke Girl dyed her hair red, I asked ""does the carpet match the drapes? She said, no; ""Waxed hardwood floor"""
"Chuck Norris donates blood, just not his own"