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Joke of the Day
"""who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning newspaper??"""
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"Why do I vape? It's how I let off a little steam."
"Do dolphins have tattoos of single mothers on their arses?"
"What is the favorite school topic of Karma Whores? Derivatives"
"Even though there's over 10 million people that play WOW, I've got a good feeling the username 'Sarah' isn't taken."
"HR: You said: You're ""moist"" welcome? Me: Autocorrect. HR: You're fine. Me: Sweet! HR: I meant: you're fired. Autocorrect."
"How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb? Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better."
"Two fishes are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, ""How do you drive this thing?"""
"I got a puppy for my ex. Fair trade."
"What does Mr. T say when he sees a fat lady at a bar? I pity the stool!"