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Joke of the Day
"I wanna make a toast to blind hookers you really gotta hand it to them."
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"I drink every time I tell a bad joke. Hey, it's worth a shot."
"How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with, ""A man once told me..."""
"*buys extra movie ticket seat so I'll have a place to put my microwave bc I'll be damned if I'm paying that much for popcorn"
"If Twitter was invented by a woman, The character limit would be 10,000 characters."
"Alright guys, hit me with your best American joke. I'm an American and I need my ego checked. Ready, GO!"
"What did the Dead Head say, after he ran out of weed? ""Damn, this music sucks!"""
"When my friends say I'm too rational, I tell them to go 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 themselves."
"Why did the unfaithful Arabic woman cross the road? To get to the other Sayid."