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Joke of the Day
"Why did the unfaithful Arabic woman cross the road? To get to the other Sayid."
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"""How many people work at your company?"" About half of them."
"You matter Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared. Then you energy."
"If you're cold, just stand in a corner... They're usually 90 degrees."
"Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair)."
"You've heard about the moron pilot who once made a tricky landing, haven't you?It was the shortest runway he'd ever seen. And the widest, too."
"I bought a wash basin from a skydiver today. And tomorrow he's going to *plummet* in for me."
"We get about 25 screaming 5 yr old little girls together to scream nonstop at terrorists, BOOM, we win the War on Terror!"
"What's SpongeBob's worst personality trait? He's way too self-absorbent"
"What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?? Irene"