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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part about being black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven."

"It was so cold out today I actually saw a few gangsters with their pants pulled up."

"An angry teenager from a Catholic home began dressing as a monk to mock his parents' faith. When asked by a friend how her son had been, the boy's mother replied, ""Well, he's been-a-dick-teen lately."""

"I just found out I'm colour blind The diagnosis came completely out of the green. (Courtesy of a family member)"

"the ultimate pick up poem as told by my drunk father Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a gun, Get in the van"

"I was going to book a holiday to Sweden But then I realised I couldn't af-fjord it"

"coming to theaters soon: Dawn of the Rise of the Dawn of the Planet of the Rise of the Rise of the Dawn of the Apes"

"Why is math a scumbag? Because it borrows the one and never gives it back."

"I heard a 7 year old tell this amazing joke the other day. What is Mario's favorite material? Denim denim denim! *musical*"

"What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much? A functioning alcoholic."