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Joke of the Day

"In a spaceship... - Hey Yoda. Are we in the right way? - Of course we are. - Ok then... KEEP GOING GUYS, THIS IS THE RIGHT WAY."

"If you want to feel the bern Have unprotected sex."

"How do Sesame Street characters reproduce? Big bird's eggs and ABCmen."

"A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. ""There's a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morning."" ""Who shall I call"" her husband asked ""police or ambulance?"""

"Yeah... I think golf jokes are really sub-par."

"Old man and old lady... Old man amd old lady were lying in bad. Old lady: You know, I still can put my legs in air. Old man : Me too!... but, who gonna fuck us?"

"""Sir, the UAV strike bombing missed the target."" ""Were we at least close?"" ""Not even remotely."""

"How did i escape Iraq? Iran."

"What is the difference between a Poodle and a Pitbull? If the Pitbull starts humping your leg he gets to finish."

"""SZA"" would be the perfect name for a lesbian member of the Wu Tang Clan"