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Joke of the Day
"If you want to feel the bern Have unprotected sex."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the new group my mom's in? D.A.M. (Moms against dyslexia)"
"What's 6.9? The share one gets in an oral-sex tensome."
"I only put one eye on my snowman. That way, if it ever comes to life, the lack of depth perception will give me a tactical advantage."
"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? ""Make me one with everything."""
"My neighbor just walked by carrying some pots for planting & I said ""Looks like you won the pottery lottery!"" Now everyone is mad at me."
"[karate sign up table] ""Ok guys with a ponytail or that are named Vince please form a second line you are the advanced class"""
"Most of life is waiting for whatever you're at to be over."
"So the invisible man masturbated the other day No one saw him coming."
"""There won't be humans in 500 years. Enough people choke themselves when they jerk off we gave it a name. We ain't a species made to last."""