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Joke of the Day

"Why is a ghost like an empty house? Because there's no body there!"

"I don't have ""safe sex"" ... ... because I have never been turned on by anything with a combination lock."

"So Curtis Jackson has filed for Bankruptcy... at least he still has 50 Cent to his name."

"""Dude, what's with the outfit?"" ""Bruh, I got a job as a bouncer"" *hops away in kangaroo costume*"

"Why do porn sites have a Google+ option? I don't want my friends knowing I use Google+"

"Me: This painting really speaks to me. Mona Lisa: You do way too many drugs."

"What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz? Cheez Waz."

"Kanye West was found alive in his apartment today. Another sad day for the music industry in 2016."

"What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after? Yes, I'm completely sure."

"Ever hear about the farmer who bought a tractor with no seat and no steering wheel? Apparently he lost his ass and had no place to go....."