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Joke of the Day

"Bought a cheap horse over the weekend. Problem is she sleeps all day. What a nightmare."

"Our mailman freaked out when he accidentally saw me naked. So did all the other people at the post office."

"My Grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo."

"A fox walks into a diner and orders a six layered sandwich."

"Mouth piercings look like robot herpes."

"I like my wings like I like my Caitlyn Jenners. Boneless."

"""I dunno, maybe you go steal an old lady's purse, you can hold up a liquor store, & you...just sit there looking mean."" -Unorganized Crime"

"Two television sets got married. The wedding was boring, but the reception wasbeautiful."

"[NSFW] I have a real passion for bat guano... You could say I'm bat shit crazy"

"Local News Reports a Kidnapping at a School It's okay though, she woke up."