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Joke of the Day
"What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)"
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"there is no need for awkward apologies if you walk in on someone and they're naked, just say ""haha saw your doodle"" and walk off. simples"
"My signature move is not caring which one yours is."
"To all the virgins out there Thanks for nothing!"
"To all future Canadian inmigrants: Mexico welcomes you!"
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ...bah dum tsh."
"If you ever say 'I seen' in a sentence. I will never sleep with you. Under any circumstances. Ever.* *including zombie apocalypse"
"Instead of a wallet, I always keep my money in an envelope that says ""For the orphans"" so people will feel terrible if I'm ever murdered."
"Either way she's getting a D I can't remember if she asked me for my class notes or for a dick picture, either way she's getting a D."
"Apparently they're removing the essay section from the SAT Now it's just going to be called the T."