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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a sexy cousin? 87.5% unrelated. (Shamelessly stolen from [Two Guys and Guy](http://www.twogag.com/archives/3023))"

"What do you call a prostitute working for Disney? High Ho, High Ho"

"How did the medical community come up with the term ""PMS""? ""Mad Cow Disease"" was already taken."

"Taking the lives away from 12 baby chicks. Bought an egg carton at the grocery store..."

"What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common? They both lie about their emissions."

"Tony Abbot Nuff' said"

"What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time? I am not a cook"

"I've been eating a lot of Thai food lately to lose weight. I'm on an Ethnic Cleanse."

"A man started to throw words beginning with 'th' at me I dodge this, then and there but I didn't see that coming - Tim Vine"

"What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control? Someone gets fired."