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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a sexy cousin? 87.5% unrelated. (Shamelessly stolen from [Two Guys and Guy](http://www.twogag.com/archives/3023))"

"Two Vietnamese people got married It was a Nguyen Nguyen"

"Why is North Korea so cruel? Because it doesn't have a Seoul!"

"Here is a joke about sausage: Nevermind. It's the wurst."

"A 64 years old male tourist swept away in Amazon river, where did he end up? Local Brazilian newspaper..."

"Have you heard about the restaurant on Mars? The food is great, but the atmosphere is lacking."

"I am one of the best fortune tellers in the world. My predictions are accurate 99.9999% of the time. I can predict your future fortune right now. You won't be winning the lottery anytime soon."

"How do you keep a hard on? Don't fuck with it."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming."

"My school janitor is a part-time pianist. He has 88 keys."