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Joke of the Day

"Did ya hear Monica Lewinsky has figured out how to make a million dollars? She's gonna market her own line of cigar cutters"

"A woman called and said ""I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one of those computer planes."" I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said ""Yeah whatever."""

"Why are terrorists so mean? Because they don't like Nice people."

"What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common? They both love Ten D's"

"My new favorite sex position is called ""wow"". It's where I turn your mom upside down."

"""I'm gonna look to my left and run as fast as I can."" - Toddlers"

"""Roses are grey, violets are grey, cars are grey, red is grey, all this shit is just grey""-guy failing a color blind test."

"Knock knock Who's there? I got up."

"What do you call a long bike ride with a bunch of cheap wine? Le Tour de Franzia"

"My parole officer said ""You know who you hurt the most when you go joyriding?"" ""Joy's husband."""