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Joke of the Day
"Why are terrorists so mean? Because they don't like Nice people."
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"What do you call a research facility in the middle east? Darpa Darpa"
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"A hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp... Police are looking into it."
"Two gentlemen walk into a bar.... You would have thought one of them would have seen it."
"What's better than roses around your piano? Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh."
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