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Joke of the Day

"My parole officer said ""You know who you hurt the most when you go joyriding?"" ""Joy's husband."""

"I'm old school when it comes to video games and by that I mean I turn into a senior citizen who yells ""which one am I?"" every 30 seconds."

"What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons? Jose and Hose-B"

"ME (tousling his hair): You got a girlfriend? 8 YEAR-OLD: Yeah ME (grabbing him by the collar): How. How did you do it"

"If porn is so bad... why are there so many nuns in it?"

"Never make puns during a Scrabble match. Your opponent may not like your wordplay."

"Did you hear about that baby boy that was born with no eyelids? The doctors actually used his foreskin from circumcision to construct his eyelids. He's OK, but just a little cock-eyed."

"What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? Kanye"

"An apple a day... Keeps the non-binary away"

"8: Daddy can we go to a haunted house tonight? Me: You spent the night at Grandmas last week. 8: What? Me: Nothing. 8: I'm telling mom."