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Joke of the Day
"""I'm gonna look to my left and run as fast as I can."" - Toddlers"
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? TO MAKE A VERY BIG POO POO!!!"
"FACT: Carrots may be good for your eyes but alcohol will double your vision."
"what do you get when you spell dyslexia gangnam style? sexilady!"
"What is a stuttering ballerinas favourite day of the week Tu-Tu Tuesday"
"A lot of women at the mall make me feel like I'm tripping on flaccid."
"You know who loves to get fisted? Sock puppets... -credit to Daniel Tosh"
"What is it called when men have sex with each other in the military? Tactical Insertion."
"Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads? Brazil"
"Knock knock. Who's there? Benjamin. Benjamin Who? Yes, Benjamin Netanya Who."