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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock Who's there? I got up."
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"Me: *pets dog* Dog: Ruff Me: *pets dog* Dog: Ruff Me: *pets dog* Dog: Dude, I said your hands are ruff; can't you moisturize?"
"do you have any idea how fast you were going? ""no, I'm not wearing my contacts"""
"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns... But I soon realized that toucan play at that game."
"There are 3 types of people in this world.. ..Those who can count, and those who can't."
"What do Hutts use to program computers? JabbaScript"
"I spilled laundry detergent on my rug! It really tide the room together."
"My burrito brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, ""Careful,everything is falling out from the other side."""
"The greatest joke about being gullible"
"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff... Ba-Dumm-Tss"