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Joke of the Day

"I know 25 letters of the alphabet really well... ...I don't know why."

"I'm already getting into the Thanksgiving spirit, I've given the bird to lots of people today."

"A guy walks into a grocery store... And buys groceries."

"Why did the vegetarian hate giving blow jobs? She was a lesbian."

"I've always wanted to own a funeral home.... With the slogan, ""We love it when business is dead."""

"Fun DIY Project Even YOU Can Do Step 1: Flip over empty wine bottle Step 2: Use base as weapon"

"What did the duck say when she bought lipstick? Just put it on my bill."

"If you received a blow job from a toothless Japanese woman, Would you call that oralgumi?"

"I get asked why I have a scar on my ass. The coat hangar missed."

"I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion."