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Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into a grocery store... And buys groceries."

"Hear the one about the AA meeting in West Virginia? They all had the same last name..."

"Here's a double entendre joke I made up Why do grump pedophiles like cats? They're assholes..."

"What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web? Your keyboard."

"What's the difference between eating pizza, and eating pussy? You eat the crust off the pizza!"

"A man enters a party and says ""Is anybody here named Jeff?"" Jeff raised his hand and said ""Yes."" Geoff raised his hand and said ""Yeos."""

"So the other night I was fucking this girl in the ass, and she said something like ""I love you?"". So I punched her in the face."

"What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes *whack!* ""Fuck!"" A skydiver goes ""Fuck!"" *whack!*"

"One day, someone is going to hold you so tight, that all of your broken pieces fit back together."

"If you don't wear ear protection, do you run the risk of getting Hearing AIDS?"