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Joke of the Day

"I get asked why I have a scar on my ass. The coat hangar missed."

"What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle? A Moosical"

"What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common? Both think the shorter the better."

"Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder..."

"How do you make a man from New Zealand fall asleep? Ask him to count how many sexual partners he has had (Because they're sheep fuckers)."

"The worst part about blind dates is trying to find a restaurant with menus in braille."

"What do gay Japanese jocks give each other? Brojobs."

"""Hi, I'd like a Junior McChicken and a cheeseburger please."" ""$3.23."" ""Oh, and a bottle of water."" ""$87.54. Please drive thru."""

"How do crazy people get through a forest? They take the psycho-path!"

"I'm Winston Wolf, I fix problems. So I hear you're having a bad hair day."