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Joke of the Day
"Q: How many vegetarians does it take to eat a cow? A: One if nobody's looking."
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"How do you know the guy sucking your dick is gay? He's holding it with his pinky in the air."
"I sold my old bike the other day. I decided it was time to peddle it."
"Why do old men need a Viagra and a Doans before sex? The Doans is so their back don't peter out, and the Viagra is so their peter don't back out!"
"Company loyalty can often be explained by Stockholm syndrome."
"Here's a joke My life"
"What do you call a fascist in an ironic t-shirt Adolf Hipster."
"So. Like. We're all just gonna ignore the rapture that's supposed to happen?"
"Well it took forever but I just paid the pizza guy entirely with the quarters I found behind his ears."
"""Use divorce, Luke."" """" Obi Wan, marriage counselor"