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Joke of the Day
"How do you know the guy sucking your dick is gay? He's holding it with his pinky in the air."
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"What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism? A Christian bail."
"My friend wanted to feel like a princess on her wedding day So we made her marry a man she never met in order to secure a French alliance."
"What do you call a midget with Down Syndrome? you call him a little slow"
"What's the difference between a singing bird and a bad prostitute? One's a happy crow."
"Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70? She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69."
"What's a good name for a cat? Catsper."
"I feel so bad for all these women that give me their phone numbers and when I call the line has been disconnected This economy is ruthless."
"Q: Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey? A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store."
"*newspaper headline* BIDEN'S EMAIL HACKED -'it was easy' the hackers said 'his password was 'password'"