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Joke of the Day

"Well it took forever but I just paid the pizza guy entirely with the quarters I found behind his ears."

"I have a dream, that one day white socks & black shoes can be together without hatred. And not just because I accidentally wore them today."

"Jared Bogle Always trying to get into smaller pants"

"My ex-wife is a Virgo... But to me, she'll always be a Cancer..."

"I have the best blanket in the world It's the sheet."

"What do you call traffic in The Czech Republic? Praguetory"

"I brought my girlfriend a fridge for her birthday You should have seen her face light up when she opened it."

"How can you tell if Lady Gaga is dead? Po-po-po-po-po-po-poke-her-face"

"The George Dubya Bush Presidential Library burned down... All three books were destroyed. Two of em hadn't even been coloured in yet."

"Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get the chinese newspaper. Do you get it??? No??? Me neither, I get the Daily News."