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Joke of the Day

"Company loyalty can often be explained by Stockholm syndrome."

"Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though he just does bit parts!"

"I lied to the doctor when asked my crush's blood type. Now she knows what rejection feels like."

"What do you call an alligator that wins a race? A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)"

"I used to really enjoy smoking cigarettes... but now it tastes like they simply turn to ash in my mouth."

"A boy said to his father one day, ""Dad, when I grow up I want to be a musician."" His father responded, ""I'm sorry, son, you can't have it both ways."""

"""Do you have a problem with drugs?"" ""Nah, I don't have a problem with drugs. I like all of them."""

"Whats the difference between an anal thermometer and an oral thermometer? the taste!"

"Miss Piggy Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because when she gets to 69, there's a frog in her throat"

"Hubs: "" Few glasses of wine tonight hun""? Me: "" Yeah, I had a glass of red"" Hubs : "" Just one eh"" Me: "" Well I use the same glass"""