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Joke of the Day

"Seriously considering robbing the ski mask store down the street but I'm having the hardest time deciding what to wear"

"I'm not racist People just disappoint me."

"My gf asked me if I'm cumin I said no, 'cause your papwreaksa"

"I became a father late last night. Reddit, what are your best dad jokes?"

"what do you call kayne west at a mexican barbecue? Kanye asada."

"My father was a nun Whenever the judge asked him for his occupation he would always answer ""nun""."

"What does a mermaid stoner smoke? Seaweed."

"Have you heard of that invention that lets you see through walls? Its called window.Mua^ha^ha^ha"

"My boss just farted. I asked him if he was trying to get the condom out. He's mad now."

"Do you know who wants some good D? no, who? Football fans."