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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Chinese orange? A Mandarin"
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"What did UK say while leaving? It's not EU, it's me"
"What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall? Dam."
"Magic Johnson own everything, movies, gyms, restaurants, sports teams! What kind of aids he got? Financial aids?!?!"
"Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake but he couldn't figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could type 'Happy Birthday'"
"Honey, I think the milks gone bad ""what makes you say that dear?"" *milk presses the gun to my back* just a hunch, btw where's your purse?"
"I can always count on the local cemetery for free Mother's Day flowers."
"My wife gets annoyed with my long showers. I told her they could be 10-15 minutes shorter if she joined me."
"I've been single so long I deserve a bachelors degree"
"My friend really likes to have sex with people. I guess it's the teenage whoremones."