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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you have military coup in Russia? Because in Russia the military coups you."
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"A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hey."" The horse says, ""Sure."""
"Best medieval joke you know. Go. ""In days of old where men were bold and rubbers weren't invented, men wore socks around their cocks and babies were prevented."""
"fog machine I was pissed off yesterday. So pissed off I threw my fog machine out the window. Something must have went wrong, because it misted."
"You know you're drunk when you sit down on the toilet & try to put your seat-belt on"
"Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost."
"Think about it! You're already thinking about it, you might as well do it."
"What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse? Warren."
"I imagine the hardest part about being vegan is getting up before sunrise to milk all of those almonds."
"A turtle is crossing the road.... when he is mugged by two snails. When the police show up they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies ""I don't know...it all happened so fast!"""